ACE Books 1965 |
This novel tie-in is pretty much what you'd expect. A breezy spy romp featuring Napoleon Solo and his frequent partner Illya Kuryakin as they attempt to thwart the latest scheme of world domination hatched by the evil agency Thrush. In this adventure, the plan is a chemical attack on major cities that turns innocent citizens into gibbering lunatics before succumbing to death. The chief mastermind of said plot is the evil and scarred genius Mr. Golgatha. For most of the novel, Napoleon Solo works solo (yup!), with the occasional aid of Jerry Terry, girl spy. Actually, most of the time Napoleon Solo is rescuing girl spy Jerry Terry, as she seems to have a knack for fainting and getting shot more than doing anything heroic. Along the way, Napoleon Solo also tangles with the sexy and deadly Denise Fairmount, a colonel for Thrush, and a sexy bitch with 28 (or so) kills on her resumé. Golgotha is one of those maniacs that wears a cape and scares the crap out of his enemies with his gory face. He's also one of those evil geniuses who talk too much, long enough for our hero to figure out escape plots from his clutches. In this case, Golgotha is such a chump for Solo's bullshit that you end up wondering just how such an idiot can become the evil genius he portrays himself as. And he's not the only one who pulls boners (I couldn't resist!) in this novel. There's one scene wear Napoleon Solo can easily just shoot Golgotha in the head and being done with the whole nefarious plot to poison innocent civilians. Instead, Napoleon Solo and Jerry Terry just steal Golgotha's cape and uniform to make an unsuccessful escape! I mean, hapless henchmen get blown away without a thought, and somehow you don't just blast away the main bad guy when you got him cornered...major fail there in the plot!
Anyway, since this is just the 1st novel in about two dozen to follow, it's clearly not to be held to the highest literary standards. If our characters didn't do dumb things we wouldn't have half the stories that exist. As it is, I was able to finish this novel in an afternoon, so I can't complain about it getting a bit silly. That's probably the point of it all anyway, right?
Avallone claimed to have written this novel in one sustained stretch of about 18 hours, as I recall. Whether that's true or not, I don't know, but I don't doubt that it's possible. What I do know is that I bought it brand-new off the paperback rack at Buddies' Grocery Store and read it in one sitting. I was a huge U.N.C.L.E. fan. When I finished it, I knew for the first time that an author could have a distinctive voice (although I didn't know that term at the time) and that some books just couldn't have been written by anybody else.
ReplyDeleteHi James, thanks for the comment on Michael Avallone! I too believe it's possible he wrote it in one sitting as well. I remember reading about Avallone in one Bill Pronzini's GUN IN CHEEK books about just the sheer volume of novels that Avallone wrote. I've enjoyed the few of his Ed Noon books and his Butcher novels I've read. The Ellery Queen clue in this one was amusing. I'm looking forward to the next U.N.C.L.E. novel which is by one of my favorites, Harry Whittington.
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